and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Dear god my vagina.
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