i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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