can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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