why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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