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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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