That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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