i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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