What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How does it feel to date your dad?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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