Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
