I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I checked into jail on foursquare
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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