There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There's always time for handjobs
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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