Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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