we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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