Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
