i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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