I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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