I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My vagina is officially offended.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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