why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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