he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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