these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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