he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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