I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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