Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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