I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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