Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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