forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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