Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
