he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
