we're blogging at a bar
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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