If that was your dad, he is hot
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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