Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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