She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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