So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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