Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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