you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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