You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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