your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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