Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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