called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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