windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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