it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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