and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish my penis had an off switch
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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