Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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