Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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