that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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