i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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