Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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