You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You don't make any sense
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Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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