I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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