I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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