Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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